Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed
Suicide..... Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he
went paranoid.. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor
along with it and he is cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle
one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not
even in
your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and
fires his gun..
Bang... the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time,
and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed.. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like
one of
those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the
first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
